Not mine. No, sadly, I still have the same old job … well, actually, I’m not certain I know what my job is this week/month/quarter. But they pay me money, I guess that’s something.
I’m also talking about Wublub and his fancy job that sends him to Vancouver and gives him a fun lunchtime where they won’t be managed by technology. Good for you!!
So where’s my fun job? I’m in charge of some kind of a project or the implementation of a project or troubleshooting the implementation of a project or investigating the troubleshooting of the implementation of a project …. See, I don’t know what I’m doing. I thought I signed on to write procedures and communication documents about those procedures. I seriously don’t have the first, foggiest clue what it is that I do. I had a meeting to discuss my progress: “How’s it going?” “I don’t know.” “Where are we at?” “I don’t know.” “Okay, I’ll bring it to the Senior Leadership team and see what they say.” “Okay.” … [some time later that day] … “They think you’re on the right track. Keep doing what you’re doing.” “Okay.” … [sits and stares at computer]
I’m not kidding.