Seriously, this blog is about killing spiders. I killed one at work yesterday and was severely chastised for it. “What!?! You killed a spider?” “Oh my god, you can’t kill spiders!” “Spiders kill and eat all the other bugs, they’re so helpful!” Yeah? Fuck off. In my house, in my garden, maybe spiders are helpful. On my desk, on the 6th floor of an office building? No thanks. You don’t want to kill spiders, fine, let ’em run free. Me, I’m gonna kill ’em.