See my vest

I’m not sure what brought this to mind, but, man, I love it!

**See My Vest

— a song from The Simpsons, sung by C. Montgomery Burns

** (to the tune of Be Our Guest from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast)**


Burns: Some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food,

The only thing I’m hunting for,

Is an outfit that looks good…

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest,

Feel this sweater, there’s no better,

Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, ’twas my cat,

My evening wear – vampire bat,

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtles’ necks, I’ve got my share,

Beret of poodle, on my noodle

It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two,

See my vest, see my vest,

See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers –

It was that or skin my chauffeurs,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo

Would be best,

So let’s prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,

Oh please, won’t you see my vest