I have exactly one word for Ultraviolet … terrible. I don’t mean that no one should go see it, it’s not entirely unwatchable, I actually had a decent time. But the movie really isn’t all that good. The story’s alright, if a little cheesy. The action sequences and camera and lighting effects are well done. But the dialogue is unnatural and doesn’t fit at all with the time and place. And the acting is underwhelming, at best. Milla Jovovich is absolutely stunningly sexy, but that doesn’t redeem her lacklustre performance.

3.5 saltines out of 10 from the Big Cracker.